I hunted quail with my Uncle Charles behind some pretty high class bird
dogs, but occasionally "Ole Sport" would point a "Stink Bird" much to
the uncle's chagrin. We loved the forest, we loved to hunt and fish, and we loved the
birds.
Grandpa passed away before birdwatching became a national craze. In
about 1970 dad admitted that he might be a birdwatcher; sort of, that is. A short while
later I started calling myself a birder. I traveled near and far to see birds for my
growing list of lists. I started meeting "real" birders and noticed that they
called the birds by their "real" names. I had a lot to learn!
The "Seals", I found out, were Cedar Waxwings and the
"Summer Redbird" became a Summer Tanager. Our old favorite Whip-poor-will,
probably the same one Hank Williams (he grew up down the road a few miles) sang about,
turned out to be a Chuck-will's-widow. The gray and white "Cranes" were Great
Blues, Little Blues, Snowys, and other Herons and Egrets. There wasn't a Crane in the
flock.
Many of the "real" names were more exotic than the names
Grandpa called the birds by. The "Rain Crow", lo and behold, was a Yellow-billed
Cuckoo and the Di-dapper a Pied-billed Grebe. Pull-doo, so a "real" birder told
me, is South Alabamian for "Poule De Eaux" and this is Cajun French for
"Water Chicken". "Either one fits better than American Coot"
is probably
what grandpa would say. If "Ole Sport" were still around and still
sometimes pointing Chipping Sparrows instead of Bob-whites, for the sake of the old days I
would still call them "Stink Birds"